{"slip": { "id": 20, "advice": "Don't put off breaking up with someone when you know you want to. Prolonging the situation only makes it worse."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 169, "advice": "Do something selfless."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 80, "advice": "Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 85, "advice": "If you don't want something to be public, don't post it on the Internet."}}
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