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Ruth M. Gardiner was a nurse in the United States Army Nurse Corps. She served in the Alaskan Theater and rose to the rank of Second Lieutenant. Gardiner was the first Army Nurse Corps' flight nurse killed while serving in World War II. She was one of a group of six nurses in Alaska that assisted in medical evacuations by plane. Gardiner was killed while on one such evacuation, when the aircraft on which she was traveling crashed.
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