{"slip": { "id": 164, "advice": "Some of life's best lessons are learnt at the worst times."}}
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Ajjagondahalli is a village in the southern state of Karnataka, India. It is located in the Hosakote taluk of Bangalore Rural district in Karnataka.
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{"slip": { "id": 155, "advice": "What could you increase? What could you reduce?"}}
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Seriana District is a district of Batna Province, Algeria.
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