The guy who invented Lifesavers?","punchline":"They say

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Johan \"Jo\" van de Kieft was a Dutch politician of the Labour Party (PvdA) and businessman.

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Merimasku is a former municipality of Finland. It was, together with Rymättylä and Velkua, consolidated with the town of Naantali on January 1, 2009.

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