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68th Siege Battery was a unit of Britain's Royal Garrison Artillery (RGA) formed in Wales during World War I. It served on the Western Front, including the Battles of the Somme and Passchendaele, defended against the German Spring Offensive and took part in the crushing victories of the Allied Hundred Days Offensive in 1918.
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