{"type":"programming","setup":"Why was the designer always cold?","punchline":"Because they always used too much ice-olation.","id":445}
{"slip": { "id": 63, "advice": "If you're squashed close to strangers on public transport, try not to be rude to them. No one likes those situations."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"John W. Alsup","displaytitle":"John W. Alsup","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q122874473","titles":{"canonical":"John_W._Alsup","normalized":"John W. Alsup","display":"John W. Alsup"},"pageid":74940453,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9e/John_W._Alsup%2C_74th_Illinois_House_of_Representatives%2C_1966.jpg","width":165,"height":225},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9e/John_W._Alsup%2C_74th_Illinois_House_of_Representatives%2C_1966.jpg","width":165,"height":225},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1286287036","tid":"8af5d30f-1ca6-11f0-b8af-994b1fdf15ca","timestamp":"2025-04-18T22:43:27Z","description":"American politician","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_W._Alsup","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_W._Alsup?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_W._Alsup?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:John_W._Alsup"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_W._Alsup","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/John_W._Alsup","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_W._Alsup?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:John_W._Alsup"}},"extract":"John W. Alsup was an American politician who served as a member of the Illinois House of Representatives serving from 1959 to 1975.","extract_html":"
John W. Alsup was an American politician who served as a member of the Illinois House of Representatives serving from 1959 to 1975.
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{"slip": { "id": 173, "advice": "Always bet on black."}}
{"fact":"Your cat's heart beats at a rate almost double that of yours, from 110-140 beats per minute.","length":92}
{"type":"general","setup":"What's the best thing about elevator jokes?","punchline":"They work on so many levels.","id":269}
{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}
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{"fact":"Owning a cat is actually proven to be beneficial for your health.","length":65}
{"fact":"The first cartoon cat was\u00a0Felix the Cat\u00a0in 1919. In 1940, Tom and Jerry starred in the first theatrical cartoon \u201cPuss Gets the Boot.\u201d In 1981 Andrew Lloyd Weber created the musical\u00a0Cats, based on T.S. Eliot\u2019s Old\u00a0Possum\u2019s Book of Practical Cats.","length":245}